Everybody does it, your dog or your cousin
bakers by the dozen, everybody poops.
There’s something you should know, after we eat we need to go
at times its fast or slow, everybody poops.

Different sizes different shapes, cows ants and apes
even turtles for goodness sakes, everybody poops.
There is no need for worries, cause itty bitty birdies
drop itty bitty turdies, everybody poops.

Horses do it walking by, birds do it when they fly
pigs go in a pig sty, everybody poops.
A cat will litter box it, astronauts go in their rockets
it’s on every lawyers docket, everybody poops.

Whales go in the water, if its cold or if its hotter
it really is no bother, everybody poops.
So there’s no need to be embarrassed, it doesn’t need to scare us,
from the parrot to the ferret, everybody poops.

Poop goes into the toilet, and pee does too
and we flush it down, number one or two
It’s time to wash our hands when we are through
everybody does it, everybody poops.